Youth Group Leader Pillows

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

What's this about? The recession is devastating chain stores. Save our mall. They're the lifeblood of teen culture as we know it. What are your solutions? We're having a massive shop-in this Saturday! Shop 'til you drop. Big $$. Like a day of service? Exactly! But you'll feel even better about yourself.

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

'I know you were elected class president...'

Courting The Youth Vote

Student wrestling with life issues.

'Cult? What makes you think it's a cult?'

"Oh, I'm not worried about doing the job, if elected. I'm more concerned about facing the onslaught of lobbyists."

I'm graduating! You'll have to pick a new eco-club president. How will we ever manage? Not sure. Tap tap tap tap tap. Now one else screws things up as well as she does! Of course

'Our cults are very similar, but we're also allowed to talk about squirrels and eat toast.'

"What - global warming means endless summer, BBQ parties, boys and booze??! Why didn't anyone tell me about that??!"

Never Again

Pastor Dennis began to wonder if the caving trip was really the best way to bond with their Boy Scout Troop...

Now, that's how you build a wall.

"I think I've invented a new knot!"

Cheaper Than Riot Cops

Hoodie reading 'Crime and community service'.

This school's apathetic. No one wants to help. I hate to tell you, but you've got competition. Save our earth! Who? Follow me! Save our mall! Retail climate change is killing off our native stores/