Youthful Leaders Pillows

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Multi-Generational Books

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Miriam keeps me young."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

The Ageing Process.

Hit Me

Too young to be a grandma

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

You've got the body of a man less than half your age

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'