Youth Leader Gifts

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Come on, boys! Just look at all this beautiful nature surrounding us!"

Yearbook

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

A Born Politician

"Terrifying as it may seem, any one of you could become president."

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

"Women didn't used to get to be executives? but mommy, how did any decisions get made?"