Youth Group Leaders Gifts

'Guess what? Our club voted to become a gang!'

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

Greta Thunberg

'I know you were elected class president...'

Courting The Youth Vote

Student wrestling with life issues.

I'm graduating! You'll have to pick a new eco-club president. How will we ever manage? Not sure. Tap tap tap tap tap. Now one else screws things up as well as she does! Of course

Never underestimate the power of parents in groups. Built by the Stonehenge Playground Committee.

"Oh, I'm not worried about doing the job, if elected. I'm more concerned about facing the onslaught of lobbyists."

'Cult? What makes you think it's a cult?'

'Our cults are very similar, but we're also allowed to talk about squirrels and eat toast.'

"What - global warming means endless summer, BBQ parties, boys and booze??! Why didn't anyone tell me about that??!"

Never Again

"M'Lady! We beseech thee."

Now, that's how you build a wall.

Cheaper Than Riot Cops