Youth Group Leaders Gifts

'Guess what? Our club voted to become a gang!'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

'I know you were elected class president...'

Courting The Youth Vote

Student wrestling with life issues.

'Cult? What makes you think it's a cult?'

"Oh, I'm not worried about doing the job, if elected. I'm more concerned about facing the onslaught of lobbyists."

'Our cults are very similar, but we're also allowed to talk about squirrels and eat toast.'

"M'Lady! We beseech thee."

Never Again

Now, that's how you build a wall.