Youth Leadership Gifts

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

Teens.

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

Greta Thunberg

'I know you were elected class president...'

Courting The Youth Vote

Student wrestling with life issues.

"Oh, I'm not worried about doing the job, if elected. I'm more concerned about facing the onslaught of lobbyists."

I'm graduating! You'll have to pick a new eco-club president. How will we ever manage? Not sure. Tap tap tap tap tap. Now one else screws things up as well as she does! Of course

"You are polling very well with the highly motivated 18 to 26 year olds who never vote."

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

'We're not called young offenders social workers any more. I'm a scum whisperer.'

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

Pastor Dennis began to wonder if the caving trip was really the best way to bond with their Boy Scout Troop...

"M'Lady! We beseech thee."