Youth Groups Gifts

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'He's maturing early.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Viola player coming through!"

Table tennis.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"Miriam keeps me young."

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

The end of innocence

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

Teens.

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

Soho walking society

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

"It's weird...all I wanna do is hit fast forward, and all my parents can talk about is hitting rewind."

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

'You're too young...to have good 'ol days.'

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

'It's only until the end of the season, Mom. I'll visit -- I promise!'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

Out of order, Fountain of Youth

Greta Thunberg

Whatever

How Our Age Reflects Upon Us

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

"As long as I cut out eating and sleeping, I should be able to get you guys to all of your after-school activities."