Youth Club Activities Gifts

Table tennis.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Viola player coming through!"

Niche Extracurriculars

"Miriam keeps me young."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

Debate Club Note

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

"I was 13 once. It was hard."

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

You conservative dunce! You socialist ignoramus. Blue. Debate club. Red. Dittohead! Liberal fruitcake! Time's up! The winner of this school's tv talk show style debate is team red! Is that a cell phone? No. Decibel meter. Ungha! Ungha!! Ungh!!!

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Thanks...but according to the web, 80 of kids' allowances are now linked to the Dow.'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

'It's only until the end of the season, Mom. I'll visit -- I promise!'

'We had to toddler proof the tree this year.'

Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.

Who do you think you're kidding? The cub scouts don't have a "special ops."

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

Men talking in a club house

"As long as I cut out eating and sleeping, I should be able to get you guys to all of your after-school activities."

"Dry sherry sir..?"