Youthful Activities Gifts

"Miriam keeps me young."

Little league world series of poker.

Text Culture

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Hoodie Hang-out

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Exercising

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

Musical notes bubble gum.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Crane Game. Ball Game.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Nice haircut."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Viola player coming through!"

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Clubbing

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Table tennis.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'More hair than brains.'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

High Pants/Low Pants.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'Young Love'