Teen Activities Gifts

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"That's right, Terri, my dad let me borrow his car!"

"Spin the Noodle"

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Baldo and a girl splash back and forth at the pool.

"Three more years of high school."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

The Brothers Grime

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"He's gone goth"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

PROBLEM AREAS

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

Jumping cheerleaders

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Viola player coming through!"

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'