Teen Activities Pillows

When Astronomers Party.

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"That's right, Terri, my dad let me borrow his car!"

"Spin the Noodle"

Getting rid of bottled water at school is a good eco-club project -- in theory. But?

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Baldo and a girl splash back and forth at the pool.

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Three more years of high school."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

The Brothers Grime

"He's gone goth"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Jumping cheerleaders

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"Viola player coming through!"