Teen Interests Pillows

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

'Well, then, will you record it so I can watch it when I'm 18?'

Toy Grab/Toy Stab.

"Let me guess...you're not getting your dream car?"

"I did a lot of thinking in study hall today."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

The Brothers Grime

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

'Beware of the teenager.'

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

The pop-up book of fighters

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

'It's just one night of the week you can't go out with your friends! It's not the end of the world!'