Teen Interests Pillows

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

'Well, then, will you record it so I can watch it when I'm 18?'

Toy Grab/Toy Stab.

"Let me guess...you're not getting your dream car?"

"I did a lot of thinking in study hall today."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

The Brothers Grime

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'Beware of the teenager.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

The pop-up book of fighters

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

'If everyday were Christmas, Mom, you'd never have trouble getting me up!'

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

The last family vacation