Teen Adventures Pillows

'I took a short cut.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

"Look dear...his first googly!"

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

Nights in Bath

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

'And there goes the school window...'

When Astronomers Party.

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

Our poor daughter doesn't have a prom date. Mo-om! I'm going with a group, of friends. No one "dates." Then I don't need a shotgun? Da-ad! I'll never get a boyfriend! Good. I heard that.

"Spin the Noodle"

'Unfortunately, I can't sneak out at night without my Mum noticing...'

'She's not just my mum, she's also my best friend. I so hate her.'

American visitor complaining that England wasn't what she imagined

Hamster Land

Getting rid of bottled water at school is a good eco-club project -- in theory. But?

Baldo fantasizes the Boys Department becomes the Men's Department after his first kiss with Smiley.

"That's right, Terri, my dad let me borrow his car!"

Family hotel with sign reading 'Teenagers welcome (half bored/full bored)'.

Baldo and a girl splash back and forth at the pool.

'So, I think he's fine.'