Teen Adventures Mugs

'I took a short cut.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

"Look dear...his first googly!"

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

Nights in Bath

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'And there goes the school window...'

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

"Spin the Noodle"

'Unfortunately, I can't sneak out at night without my Mum noticing...'

'She's not just my mum, she's also my best friend. I so hate her.'

Baldo fantasizes the Boys Department becomes the Men's Department after his first kiss with Smiley.

Hamster Land

American visitor complaining that England wasn't what she imagined

"That's right, Terri, my dad let me borrow his car!"

'So, I think he's fine.'

"Yes, Junior is still asleep! Now that he's a teenager, he's almost fully diurnal..."

Family hotel with sign reading 'Teenagers welcome (half bored/full bored)'.

Fountain of Legal Age