Student Adventures Pillows

Nights in Bath

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Social distancing

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

'X='

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

"By golly, that is a nasty rash...but I'm actually a Doctor of Philosophy!"

"I'll be home late today Mum, we've got Biology"

'True, the Ezra Yomp Scholarship is very generous, but you have to be a capricorn to apply.'

"It needs more science and less fiction."

'Don't I even get a chance to put my spin on it?'

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

'And there goes the school window...'

'I'm sick of history - is there never an end to it?'

'I'm going to school. I'll call you as soon as I learn something.'