Teenage Adventures Pillows

'Unfortunately, I can't sneak out at night without my Mum noticing...'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

"Look dear...his first googly!"

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

Nights in Bath

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

"Dude, we are not setting the neighbor's house on fire this year!"

When Astronomers Party.

"Spin the Noodle"

Our poor daughter doesn't have a prom date. Mo-om! I'm going with a group, of friends. No one "dates." Then I don't need a shotgun? Da-ad! I'll never get a boyfriend! Good. I heard that.

'That's it - I'm leaving home!'

'I took a short cut.'

"Not now, Mum, I'm self-partnering!"

'She's not just my mum, she's also my best friend. I so hate her.'

Baldo fantasizes the Boys Department becomes the Men's Department after his first kiss with Smiley.

American visitor complaining that England wasn't what she imagined

Getting rid of bottled water at school is a good eco-club project -- in theory. But?

"That's right, Terri, my dad let me borrow his car!"

'You and grandma sound alike. Do you think she went through puberty since her last visit, too?'