Teenage Adventures Pillows

'Unfortunately, I can't sneak out at night without my Mum noticing...'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

"Look dear...his first googly!"

Nights in Bath

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

"Dude, we are not setting the neighbor's house on fire this year!"

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

'I took a short cut.'

'That's it - I'm leaving home!'

"Spin the Noodle"

'She's not just my mum, she's also my best friend. I so hate her.'

Baldo fantasizes the Boys Department becomes the Men's Department after his first kiss with Smiley.

American visitor complaining that England wasn't what she imagined

"That's right, Terri, my dad let me borrow his car!"

'So, I think he's fine.'

'Son, your mom and me are sick of bearing a capriciously, pubescent teenager. We decided to change you into a goldfish.'