Youth Club Activities Pillows

Table tennis.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Viola player coming through!"

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Niche Extracurriculars

"Miriam keeps me young."

Debate Club Note

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

"I was 13 once. It was hard."

'Thanks...but according to the web, 80 of kids' allowances are now linked to the Dow.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'It's only until the end of the season, Mom. I'll visit -- I promise!'

Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.

Men talking in a club house

"As long as I cut out eating and sleeping, I should be able to get you guys to all of your after-school activities."

"Dry sherry sir..?"

Congregation