Youth Leader Mugs

Pastor Dennis began to wonder if the caving trip was really the best way to bond with their Boy Scout Troop...

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Wouldn't you rather be helped across the street by a girl instead of a stinky old boy..."

"Come on, boys! Just look at all this beautiful nature surrounding us!"

Yearbook

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

A Born Politician

"Terrifying as it may seem, any one of you could become president."

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic