Young Spy Gifts

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Barks in code.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

A boy acting suspiciously

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Milkin' Impossible

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

JAMES BONDING

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'Vital mission - movie parody'

'I'm counter - intelligence'