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'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Barks in code.

A boy acting suspiciously

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I spy with my little eye…"

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Licensed to grill.

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Milkin' Impossible

JAMES BONDING

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."