Young Sleuth Gifts

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

A boy acting suspiciously

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Optician and the PI.

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"The butler did it!"

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

Scarecrow.

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

Conflicting Reports

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'