Sleuth Wannabe Gifts

"Whodunit?"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Paranormal A-Z...

A boy acting suspiciously

Joan Hickson

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Clive couldn't work out who was stealing office equipment...

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Optician and the PI.

Lost Property - Missing Head

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

'He's not having an affair Ma'am: He goes out at night mainly to chase cars and eat from garbage bins...'

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

"The butler did it!"

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Scarecrow.

"I love people-watching."

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."