Young Sleuth Pillows

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

A boy acting suspiciously

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

Optician and the PI.

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

"The butler did it!"

Scarecrow.

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

Conflicting Reports

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

...and I see the catering is sorted.

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."