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I got this merit badge for helping a little old lady across the internet.

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'Sir! The scout says there are 4000 Zulus on their way.'

'Are you any good at untying knots'

"'Round these parts, you'd be plum crazy not to use a reliable search injun."

"I love my job: The nest is so crowded, being a scout gives me a chance to savour a bit of solitude..."

"Can you help me cross the road, please?"

"Cool ship, but how's it even going to fit in the lane?"

"Come on, boys! Just look at all this beautiful nature surrounding us!"

"Ho, Ho, Wow! Orienteering to the north pole! Amazing!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Building a Shelter

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

A salute of scouts

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Scouts made this for me

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'