Modern Scout T-Shirts

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Building a Shelter

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A salute of scouts

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Scouts made this for me

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

Whatever works for you.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."