Modern Seeker T-Shirts

"I seek not the truth. I seek beard grooming tips."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

La Table

Bubbly

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Crab with a clown face.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Money Bar.

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Tunnel of TV

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

The Day Dreamer.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"I've never seen a resume that's entirely made up of emojis. Let me take a few moments to decode it."

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

'Have you seen these prices George!'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'