Modern Seeker Gifts

"I seek not the truth. I seek beard grooming tips."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

La Table

Bubbly

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Crab with a clown face.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Money Bar.

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Tunnel of TV

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

The Day Dreamer.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

Home Sweet Second Home.

"I've never seen a resume that's entirely made up of emojis. Let me take a few moments to decode it."

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

'Have you seen these prices George!'

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."