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'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Building a Shelter

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'The Torch Holder'.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Scouts made this for me

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Whatever works for you.

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?