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"Dad, can you get one that has a toy inside?"

'A toy for a six-year-old boy? Certainly, Ma'am -- conventional or nuclear?'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Santa Claus's Mail

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Duck Hunt

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'So who needs sonar?!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'At lone at last.'

Bear Hugging Season Open