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"I know, 'You can't take it with you'—but we make exceptions for favorite toys."

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Teddy and friends.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Busy day