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'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

"Mr. Potato Head on Line Two."

Santa with a bag of toys and a bag of batteries for toys.

"He was the inventor of the Hula Hoop."

"This model gives you a sense of being in charge."

"I know Santa won't come 'til I'm in bed, Mom, but it's only December twentieth."

'George is a bit of a kidult, really>'

'Just looking, thanks.'

Top Coat

Only in the newspapers.

Woman looks at menacing cuddly toys in shop window. Sign says: 'New for Xmas: Huggable Hoodies.'

Kid with cubed balloon.

"After months of partisan bickering, Congress has finally agreed to put a Slinky on an escalator and see if it goes forever."

"What's wrong with your avocado?" "Same toy AGAIN! Another wooden ball!"

Rapid Reaction Man

'A toy for a six-year-old boy? Certainly, Ma'am -- conventional or nuclear?'

"Shame on you for hogging the toys and making us beg for them!"

Slinky Cow World

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

'This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop.'

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

'For God's sake, Billy, stop this...Your stupid dinosaur just isn't worth it!'

Teddy Bears in captivity

'Mister Turner is very busy this morning, but he can see you when the little hand is on the three and the big hand is on the six.'

'I'm a good little boy. Batteries not included.'

Santa Claus's Mail

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

"OK, now you're both being rude!"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'