Toy Lover Prints

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

"Mr. Potato Head on Line Two."

Santa with a bag of toys and a bag of batteries for toys.

"He was the inventor of the Hula Hoop."

"This model gives you a sense of being in charge."

"I know Santa won't come 'til I'm in bed, Mom, but it's only December twentieth."

'George is a bit of a kidult, really>'

'Just looking, thanks.'

Top Coat

Only in the newspapers.

Woman looks at menacing cuddly toys in shop window. Sign says: 'New for Xmas: Huggable Hoodies.'

Kid with cubed balloon.

"After months of partisan bickering, Congress has finally agreed to put a Slinky on an escalator and see if it goes forever."

"What's wrong with your avocado?" "Same toy AGAIN! Another wooden ball!"

Rapid Reaction Man

'A toy for a six-year-old boy? Certainly, Ma'am -- conventional or nuclear?'

"Shame on you for hogging the toys and making us beg for them!"

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

Slinky Cow World

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

'This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop.'

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

'For God's sake, Billy, stop this...Your stupid dinosaur just isn't worth it!'

Teddy Bears in captivity

'Mister Turner is very busy this morning, but he can see you when the little hand is on the three and the big hand is on the six.'

'I'm a good little boy. Batteries not included.'

Santa Claus's Mail

That one has all the batteries!

Digi Football. Game Pos. Here's another one with "batteries not included" --- I'm beginning to think Santa owns stock in a battery company.

Listen, you were only born a few minutes before us – Stop calling us your followers.

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

"OK, now you're both being rude!"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'