Toy Lovers T-Shirts

"My toy factory...it's completely imaginary."

"Are we near a Toys R Us?"

Children Plead with Santa Claus

Pumps read: Leaded/Unleaded/Plush Toys.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Santa Claus's Mail

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

That one has all the batteries!

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

The Rubber Ball Company

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Werewolves of London..."

Rocking Horse

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company