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A typical day in sock puppet land.

Santa Claus's Mail

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Slinky Cow World

Arts and crafts

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Woman knitting a washing line.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Cat Sisyphus

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'