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A typical day in sock puppet land.

Santa Claus's Mail

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

That one has all the batteries!

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Slinky Cow World

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Happy now?'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Cat Sisyphus

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.