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'...so then Hortense left him, and - Arthur, are you listening to me?'

Woman knitting jumper from husband's beard.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Electric Blanket.

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Woman knitting a washing line.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Cat Sisyphus

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Cattitude

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

Stitch one, pearl one...

"My parents hate it."