Knitting Lover Mugs

Well, that's because it's not a "stupid hat." It's my tea cosy.

'...so then Hortense left him, and - Arthur, are you listening to me?'

Woman knitting jumper from husband's beard.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Electric Blanket.

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Happy now?'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Cat Sisyphus

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

Stitch one, pearl one...

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."