Knitting Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Your trouble is, you're too short in the arms!'

'I want to return this yarn you sold my wife.'

'Why do they have to be ivory knitting needles?'

The Relationship

'No point sulking,dear. If you're stopping in, you may as well be useful.'

'How to speak Woman.'

"She's my mother's cat."

"I suppose you could give me bigger meals."

Psychiatrist knitting

Sharing Interests. Husband has taken up knitting.

101 uses of a dead cat: knitting

'Try and guess my wife's favorite hobby!' (man in office wearing a huge knit tie).

Octopus and Swordfish

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

I'm a Viking! I can't go rampaging and pillaging wearing a cardigan..."

'Why do you always have to do things the hard way?'

'I heard a funny limerick at work today.' 'Yes, sir, a very funny limerick.'

"You were right. Knitting does relieve stress."

Man in prison and wife too engrossed to have a conversation.

"It took me six months to finish Jenny's sweater, and now they all want one."

"I knitted it myself."

"Hmm... now WHERE did i leave my knitting needle..?"

Old woman and TV

Balls of wool

Grandmother together with family at Christmas

"...Now will you believe me! It's too...big!"

'Do you work this neighborhood often?'

'Your grandmother is coming over. Go put on that hairball sweater she knitted for you.'

"Stick to webs, son, we don't do woolly jumpers!"

Old cows.

Goalie knitting.

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I heard a funny limerick at work today. . . Yes, sir, a very funny limerick.'

A llama knitting a sweater from its own wool.

Knitted Cage.