Knitwear Enthusiasts T-Shirts

The three semi-wise men actually rode alpacas and carried knitted gifts of sweaters, sox and underwear to the arid desert village of Bethlehem...

'Call the police Henshaw, there's a jumper on the ledge.'

"Oh no, my jumper's snagged!'

Winter jumpers

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Happy now?'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Stitch one, pearl one...

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

'How to speak Woman.'