Knitwear Enthusiasts T-Shirts

The three semi-wise men actually rode alpacas and carried knitted gifts of sweaters, sox and underwear to the arid desert village of Bethlehem...

'Call the police Henshaw, there's a jumper on the ledge.'

"Oh no, my jumper's snagged!'

Winter jumpers

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

Stitch one, pearl one...

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

'How to speak Woman.'

Wooly mammoth

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."