Knit Enthusiast T-Shirts

'My wife knitted it for me.'

"I don't want to say, 'I told you so', but you've knitted yourself into a corner."

"She'll have to call you back. She's on a roll."

Live Laugh Knit

Happy Retirement.

Exhausted brooder hen knits furiously as she keeps an eye on the calendar.

"So what did you take up during the lockdown, don't tell me. . . knitting!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

Knitted Kitty.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

String Theory for Beginners.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'We need a new hot water bottle.'