Knitting Enthusiast Prints

'Your trouble is, you're too short in the arms!'

'Why do they have to be ivory knitting needles?'

The Relationship

'I want to return this yarn you sold my wife.'

'How to speak Woman.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

101 uses of a dead cat: knitting

"I suppose you could give me bigger meals."

Psychiatrist knitting

Sharing Interests. Husband has taken up knitting.

'Try and guess my wife's favorite hobby!' (man in office wearing a huge knit tie).

Octopus and Swordfish

"She's my mother's cat."

I'm a Viking! I can't go rampaging and pillaging wearing a cardigan..."

'Do you work this neighborhood often?'

'Your grandmother is coming over. Go put on that hairball sweater she knitted for you.'

'I heard a funny limerick at work today.' 'Yes, sir, a very funny limerick.'

"Stick to webs, son, we don't do woolly jumpers!"

Goalie knitting.

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I heard a funny limerick at work today. . . Yes, sir, a very funny limerick.'

"...Now will you believe me! It's too...big!"

A llama knitting a sweater from its own wool.

Knitted Cage.

"You start out living life in the fast lane, then you drift over into the slow lane, and before you know it, you're on the exit ramp!"

Balls of wool

Grandmother together with family at Christmas

Old woman and TV

Stitch one, pearl one...

"You were right. Knitting does relieve stress."

"Hmm... now WHERE did i leave my knitting needle..?"

"It took me six months to finish Jenny's sweater, and now they all want one."

Man in prison and wife too engrossed to have a conversation.

'Exactly what school of acupuncture are you from?'

"Welcome to the ladies' knitting app circle."