Toy Hunter Gifts

"Dad, can you get one that has a toy inside?"

'A toy for a six-year-old boy? Certainly, Ma'am -- conventional or nuclear?'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Santa Claus's Mail

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Duck Hunt

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

That one has all the batteries!

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'At lone at last.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."