Toy Seeker Gifts

'We've lost your father. He'll be in there for hours.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Pick me!"

Santa Claus's Mail

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

That one has all the batteries!

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Slinky Cow World

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Pesky students.

Too much monkey business...

He likes to make work fun

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Children's Entertainer

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"Call me!"

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Elderly People

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'