Toy Seeker Mugs

'We've lost your father. He'll be in there for hours.'

"Pick me!"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Santa Claus's Mail

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Slinky Cow World

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

If you're happy and you know it...

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Too much monkey business...

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

He likes to make work fun

Pesky students.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Children's Entertainer

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Elderly People