Toy Scout Mugs

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Building a Shelter

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

Scouts made this for me

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Whatever works for you.

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'