Boy Scout Mugs

Sure, I'll help you cross the road - but I'd like to know why.

'How many merit badges do you have?'

'For getting stones out of horse's hooves? You must think I'm stupid.'

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

What A Scout Might Leave Out For Santa (And Reindeer)

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Building a Shelter

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'The Torch Holder'.

A salute of scouts

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Scouts made this for me

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"