Storybook Scout Mugs

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Bookworm Sleepover

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Little Princess.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Treasure Island Book.

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Well did he?"

Dorothy and Toto

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

fairy tales

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

'They are known as 'The Magnificent Seven'!'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

Puss in Heels

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'