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"It's the latest in backpacking supplies. Just add water!"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Paranormal A-Z...

Joan Hickson

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

The Modern Godot

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

Lost Property - Missing Head

Optician and the PI.

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Scarecrow.

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

...and I see the catering is sorted.

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.