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Unnecessary alarm company

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

"You know what, this looks like an owl pellet. We shouldn't linger, this is not a safe place..."

Boy shows digging dog a Dig Safe sign.

Nurse to impaled patient: 'You the tossed salad accident?'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Building a Shelter

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'