Scouting Stars Gifts

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Whatever works for you.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

No Talent Agency

Sign Him.

Brownie Points

"That's my novel."

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

Jealousy

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

Daily News Headline Dept. A group of Eagle Scouts helped police expose an old building full of phony doctors ... "Crack pack sacks quack shack!"

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

'How many merit badges do you have?'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

Another Rookie Mistake