Scouting Stars Gifts

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Whatever works for you.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Sign Him.

No Talent Agency

"That's my novel."

Brownie Points

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'How many merit badges do you have?'

Another Rookie Mistake

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."