Quirky Talent Scout Gifts

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Giraffe Portrait

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"Any other skills?"

No Talent Agency

Sign Him.

"That's my novel."

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"The guy's a natural!"

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

"You look good, Douglas, but I'm afraid we're not looking for an 'It Boy' right now."

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

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