Quirky Talent Scout Mugs

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Giraffe Portrait

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

Sign Him.

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

No Talent Agency

"The guy's a natural!"

"Any other skills?"

"That's my novel."

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

Jealousy

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

Jonny B Goode fails his first audition "You know, you play that guitar just like you're ringing a bell! Trouble is we need someone who plays like they're playing a guitar!"

"You look good, Douglas, but I'm afraid we're not looking for an 'It Boy' right now."

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

Simon Cowell